Google has done it again! I can’t tell you how excited I am about the latest service to come from the giant internet company that can do no wrong (or was it evil?). Google Paper is finally here and it’s going to blow you away. Apparently, Google will now print out your emails and mail them to you free of charge. Can you believe it?

I think this is the best service they’ve offered yet. They’re going to print out your emails by the thousands and send them to you for free. Unfortunately, they aren’t able yet to print out WAVs and MP3s, but hopefully this will be supported in the next version.

They’re going to support the cost of this service by advertising, of course. Each page will have ads printed in 36pt Bold Helvetica across the back. This should certainly offset the huge costs of printing. Pictures will be printed on glossy photo paper and paper clipped to the emails. Now you can have glossy copies you can hold in your hand of all those pictures of Britney without panties! I can’t wait!

Note: Please be advised that today is April Fool’s Day in the United States…