I guess it’s time for another do-gooder to hack my blog. I suppose I’m a fractional release behind and I’m also tempted to possibly imbibe a form of nicotine as well as something that might just be high in cholesterol. For god’s sake, will someone help me? I’m just looking for that Robin Hood hacker who will save my life tonight by pointing out my foolish missteps, like maybe my shades of green at the last St. Patties Day party weren’t quite green enough. God forbid, it’s possible that my Christmas spirit might even be lacking in some obscure, but significant way.
I hope to god some kind soul out there living in his mother’s basement will take some precious time away from masturbating to lesbian porn to show me the error of my ways in not upgrading my wordpress installation. Perhaps you can take away the few pennies I make from this little blog and show me the true meaning of life in pure Monte Python fashion.
I’m waiting with bated breath. I need schooling, I’m sure. Somehow, I’ve really screwed up by falling behind the times of the monthly or whatever schedule of wordpress releases. I must be crazy to risk my precious pennies against the ruthlessness of acne prone basement dwellers. I wonder if they put on their Star Wars costumes when they perpetrate their brave acts.
It’s possible that they gravitate more toward the benevolent and courageous Power Rangers of ridiculous special effects fame (No one has topped the pink ranger for sheer vacuous hotness). It would certainly be humbling to be put in my place by a person in such a cheesy rubber uniform. The humanity, the humanity… or rather, the horror, the horror…
Regardless, one of these days I’ll update. Maybe in the meantime I’ll make myself a target of the silly youngsters who sweat and blog in well-starched undergarments for the greater good of all. Ad majorem dei gloriam…
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I am sorry that I am unable to help. I am one of those guys who simply does what the pop ups ask me to do.
I hope that some one will listen to your plea for help and come to your rescue. All the best.
rofl, not your typical rant…pretty well put together; I’m sorry as I can’t help either although masturbating in a basement to lesbian porn doesn’t sound too bad
Well, I can’t help you with the basement dwelling stuff but I will say that updating to the latest WP versionette is as simple as clicking on Filezilla and uploading those unzipped files. You don’t even have to turn off the plug-ins and you can update those easily if needed.
It used to take me 4ever to update my blog, but I can retrieve files, unzip them, put them in the right directory and upload them within five minutes, ten minutes tops.
Of course, I recognize the tone of your post.
I so enjoy the tenor and humor of your style of writing, that I keep checking to see if there is a fresh post from you!
This post made me laugh really hard! hahaha – love your writing style.
Maybe those basement dwelling adolescents could use an Acne Sure Cure to get rid of all those germy pustules invading their pale faces? I think that’s some product I heard of before…lol
While reading your blogs enjoyed very much, expecting more from you…